$#!+ my dog does

I'm coming to terms with a disturbing behavioral trend in my 3-year-old, 48-pound Boxer which indicates he's a racist. He barks at a selection of our Asian neighbors, most of the black ones, and every Mexican he's ever met.

Two evenings ago he identified a new threat. A girl in a wheel chair.

He also barks at cars that fail to align with pre-drawn parking spaces, which may point to a prejudice against folk with diminished mental capacities, like me.