1. The twelve beers we have on tap at the Green Iguana, in alphabetical order. (Bass, Blue Moon, Budweiser, Bud Lite, Coors Lite, Guinness, Killians, Miller Lite, New Castle, Sam Adams, Stella and Yuengling. Now you know. Don't friggin' ask me again.)
2. "If I bring you a Pepsi, can we still be friends?" (My forced response to anyone asking for a Coke.)
3. "It's a good thing she's here; you didn't know what you want!" (To be uttered brightly after some poor guy's wife bullies him into getting the fries so she can share, even though she got the side salad he had his eye on -- dispels the tension like no other.)
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